assorted wacky quizzes
Look! I'm almost half a geek!
. . . so if I marry someone slightly-more-than-half-a-geek, does that make us a whole geek? Purely academic question, of course. The quiz gets points for including a "Firefly" question (albeit a very easy one).
Also, I'm corrupting the youth. My blog is unsuitable for anyone under 17:
Why? 'Cause I've used the word "death" ten times, "dead" nine times, "pain" four times, "murder" thrice, "kill" twice, and "limbs" once. Weird criteria, but it's still better than the infamous "curse boxes": it didn't mention the word "God" :-). Though I'll admit I'm confused about why limbs are bad . . .
For anyone who was worried, my scientific knowledge is demonstrably at the eight-grade level . . . .
. . . and, what's more,
These aren't "Buffy" or "Alias" zombies, though . . . any flicker of altruism, attempt to help loved ones, or cooperation with other people decreases your chance of success. I think I'll stick with the "Buffy" kind: they're slow, they're stupid, and we always defeat them and save the day.
Oh, and according the "personal self-scoring temperament test" (discovered via Sylvanus' blog), I have a melancholy temperament.
That means I have the same temperament as Hamlet. And that makes me cool, no matter how many zombies kill me. :-)
. . . so if I marry someone slightly-more-than-half-a-geek, does that make us a whole geek? Purely academic question, of course. The quiz gets points for including a "Firefly" question (albeit a very easy one).
Also, I'm corrupting the youth. My blog is unsuitable for anyone under 17:
Why? 'Cause I've used the word "death" ten times, "dead" nine times, "pain" four times, "murder" thrice, "kill" twice, and "limbs" once. Weird criteria, but it's still better than the infamous "curse boxes": it didn't mention the word "God" :-). Though I'll admit I'm confused about why limbs are bad . . .
For anyone who was worried, my scientific knowledge is demonstrably at the eight-grade level . . . .
. . . and, what's more,
These aren't "Buffy" or "Alias" zombies, though . . . any flicker of altruism, attempt to help loved ones, or cooperation with other people decreases your chance of success. I think I'll stick with the "Buffy" kind: they're slow, they're stupid, and we always defeat them and save the day.
Oh, and according the "personal self-scoring temperament test" (discovered via Sylvanus' blog), I have a melancholy temperament.
That means I have the same temperament as Hamlet. And that makes me cool, no matter how many zombies kill me. :-)
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Hehe. I'm 77% geek, and have a 64% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. And I got a B on 8th-grade science.
I also got a B in 8th grade science. And I was 51% geek. I didn't do the zombie apocalypse. I wouldn't survive I am sure. But I couldn't after watching a certain episode from Joan about zombies. It was really bad.
AHAH! I have a 75% chance of surviving the impending zombie apocalypse. I'm feeling pretty proud of myself.
Though, I am 35% geek. Star Wars, The Hobbit, and Firefly did me in, along with my early discovery of video games (quickly abandoned) and my late discovery of comic books (fairly recent). And can I help it if I use e-mail all the time? Everyone does! And all my contacts are 500-1,000 or more miles away. *sigh*
I'm mostly phlegmatic, but I have streaks of sanguine and melancholy in me.
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